whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via brittahkiin)


i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(via howdyhannaa)


i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you

(via lanadelwhore)


if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

(via johnmmmmmmmmmm)

I just watched the anaconda video 😨

Lmao my mom is like you’re going to college to be this. First off I don’t want to do the things you think I should second with what money and third I don’t wanna fUcKiNg go