dajo42:

whenever somebody says like “so what did you do today?” just look off into the distance and say “the right thing”

(via brittahkiin)

urbancatfitters:

i wonder how people describe me when they’re talking about me to someone who’s never met me

(via howdyhannaa)

famousest:

i see you driving round town with the url i love and im like fuck you

(via lanadelwhore)

urbancatfitters:

if u dont know how to respond to something just say “how dare you”

(via johnmmmmmmmmmm)

I just watched the anaconda video 😨

Lmao my mom is like you’re going to college to be this. First off I don’t want to do the things you think I should second with what money and third I don’t wanna fUcKiNg go

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